All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
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when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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