We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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