I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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