New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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