we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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