my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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