You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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