Having a random hookup so left but love u
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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