do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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