like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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