I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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