is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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