just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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