So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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