I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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