Ambien. No doubt about it.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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