kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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