Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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