I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize