i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
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you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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