you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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