two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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