This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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