well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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