It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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