Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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