butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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