guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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