Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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