He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
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Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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