it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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