Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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