WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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