i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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