that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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