Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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