ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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