Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I'm bleeding and have questions
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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