Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
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oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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