I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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