I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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