D3 body, D1 cock
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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