That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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