Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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