You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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