This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i love accidental penises.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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