thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Sorry my hands just texted you
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Randomize
