Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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