Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I believe in your delicious
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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