that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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