everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
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I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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