when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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