Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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