They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
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I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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