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you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
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i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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