Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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