How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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