I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
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i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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