and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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