maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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