hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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